Comments on: Dead Pixels

By: hmmmm

hmmmm — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 20:11:23 +0000

In reply to Indie Gamer Chick. Yea I made a huge miststake I completely misjudged you in this area I deeply apologize just ignore the rest.

By: Indie Gamer Chick

Indie Gamer Chick — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 19:01:55 +0000

In reply to hmmmm. What are you talking about? I didn't delete your comment. I just hadn't checked the moderation queue.

By: hmmmm

hmmmm — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 17:56:28 +0000

In reply to Travis. Wow that's just silly to delete this comment, you do realize that your rep can be spread on other sites don't you? Just saying if your going be rude about it I can get rude right back.

By: hmmmm

hmmmm — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 17:22:54 +0000

In reply to Travis. The possibility of zombies are zero atleast hollywood zombies, now a mutaded version of rabiea maybe but I other things are more likely to happen then a mutated disease and it wouldnt likely spread by getting bitten its silly. And what's up with the rant anyways? Someonw tick you off about there ego with this situation?

By: Travis

Travis — Fri, 16 Aug 2013 02:06:54 +0000

The opening to this post was brilliant! I’ve had those same thoughts about the zombie genre… Statistically you won’t get to be the badass in the group, you’ll most likely be the idiot that’s in the site or on the toilet that gets bit and doesn’t get to live out the survivor fantasy. Anyways, definitely going to get the game… Great post and keep up the stellar reviews!

By: Kolphyre

Kolphyre — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 02:35:17 +0000

In reply to Indie Gamer Chick.

See – I can never come up with good names for turtles. I always end up calling them ‘Shellmaster’ or ‘Mr. SlowFeet’ or ‘Leonardo’. I’m a bit envious of your turtle naming.

By: Aaron Teplitsky (@yyr_)

Aaron Teplitsky (@yyr_) — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 02:35:11 +0000

In reply to Toolio20.

Good job saying “it’s terrible” about something, without a hint of explanation as to why you feel that way. My suspicion: jealously over the fact that someone’s a better writer than you. Congratulations, though, on having a great talent for using lots of words–including many big, SAT-caliber vocabulary words–to say absolutely nothing. You win a golf clap.

By: Indie Gamer Chick

Indie Gamer Chick — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 02:00:11 +0000

In reply to Toolio20. So weird. "Homoautistic Fistfustercluck" was the name of my pet turtle.

By: Alan Charlesworth

Alan Charlesworth — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 01:53:39 +0000

In reply to Toolio20.

Is that really necessary? If you’re that cross about the review you could just, you know, go away.

Incidentally, ‘do better’? You’re in no position to give orders.

By: Toolio20

Toolio20 — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 01:26:48 +0000

Both this review and the blog it’s posted on serve to assuage even the faintest hint of apprehension the THQ Humble Bundle may have possibly stirred up somewhere within the furthest recesses of my subconscious. I mean, it totally didn’t – I tend to deftly eschew “indie” titles as a matter of course – but it did serve to reinforce the correctness of my policy. This is one of the worst things I’ve read all week. I mean it’s just terrible, I wish I could stab out my eyes and surgically attach them to my fingers so I could watch me kill myself with fire so as to ensure I never have the displeasure of stumbling upon this homoautistic fistfustercluck ever again.

The Dead Pixels team has obviously decided plastering their ads with marketing indicia spotlighting this review of their game would be a good idea (very special “thanks” and “screw you” to escapistmagazine.com). Instead, they should just ask me politely to please not buy the fucking thing, thus saving everyone a bit of time. I kid, of course – I mean, what kind of gamer would I be if I let some inane, mind-numbingly trite blog review deter me from playing this? A shitty one, granted, but the upshot would be the potential to start a self-indulgent half-assed blog about “twee” games and share the glory of it all with the internets.

Do better.